When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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