dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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