Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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