I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i barfeds in our rink
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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