I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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