gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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