just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She even gives head with a lisp.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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