I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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