He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My feet surprised me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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