Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Is Oprah even human
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
