I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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