Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
