Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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