first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
