i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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