i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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