We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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