I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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