I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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