8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Randomize
