They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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