I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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