So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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