I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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