i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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