Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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