So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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