I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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