He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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