first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Who died my cat blue again?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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