He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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