My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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