Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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