Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
