That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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