It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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