dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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