You're so nebulous sometimes
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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