tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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