is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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