Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
As shirtless as possible
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He shit in the fireplace
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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