redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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