I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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