a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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