I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He passed out mid-signature
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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