Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
