You work out of a Hotel?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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