I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
