then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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