wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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