Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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