I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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