Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
