i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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