it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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